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Horny Joke: Dress Code


Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." The husband complies.

"And now", she says in a husky voice, "Take off my high heel shoes. That's nice. Now, take off my stockings and suspenders. Aaah, good. Now, gently unhook my bra and take it off. Goood. And finally, take off my panties, will you? Thank you.

AND DON'T YOU EVER LET ME CATCH YOU WEAR ANY OF THEM AGAIN!!!"





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